Friday, September 28, 2012
World War Z, a Review
Monday, February 27, 2012
The Reapers Are the Angels, a Review
"She leaves him sitting there, glancing back just once before she goes through the stairwell door and observing how the cloud of smoke from his cigar gets pulled in wisps out the dark gaping hole in the glass wall--as though it is his soul, too large for his massive frame and seeping out the pores of his skin and wandering circuitous back into the wilderness where it knows itself true among the violent and the dead."(p35)
Despite my glowing reaction to the story, there were a few problems evident. Most notably was Bell's odd word choices, as if he relied heavily on a thesaurus to put a little purple into the prose from time to time. I didn't notice this too much, but Keisha pointed it out as one of the big issues she had with the book. This is directly related to my biggest issue, that being that I thought Temple was a bit unbalanced as a character. The girl is incredibly skillful and incredibly dangerous, having the resilience to not only survive in the dead world, but to survive well. And yet, despite her obvious intelligence, she was illiterate. This really served no purpose to the book, and in fact extended too far out of my willingness to suspend disbelief. This wouldn't have been as noticeable if she didn't wax poetical whenever she was moved.
Monday, October 04, 2010
The Walking Dead, a (Partial) Review
I say partial in that The Walking Dead is an on-going series, with twelve current trade paperback collections out and that I've only read nine of them as of yet. With that, I'm really unsure how to go about reviewing what I've read up until now. Should I review each TPB (as I have quasi-done over on my Goodreads site) individually or should I instead review the overall story as a whole? If I choose the latter, how spoiler-free can I hope to remain? Can I mention anything outside of Volume One and still remain spoiler-free? I think so, but I won't do it. I shall endeavor to avoid all things that reek of spoilers...
The Walking Dead is a story where zombies are relegated to mere background and scenery and the true action takes place with the survivors. After officer Rick Grimes wakes up from a coma to find a world destroyed and filled with slow-moving, undead things, he knows something terrible has happened. He sets out to find his wife and son and, along the way, the apocalyptic world of The Walking Dead comes to life.Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Flash Fiction Friday, Special Edition: The Testimony of Goodwin, P.A. (Audio Version!)
Download here: (cause you know you wanna put it on and listen to it over and over and over and over and over and over again, like when you're running on a treadmill, or walking down an old gravel road, or taking a thirty-four hour car drive, or studying for a test...)
Disclaimer: I will not apologize for my accent. Be it known that I am from Muhlenberg County, Kentucky. It is here that English is spoken perfectly. Everyone else speaks with falsehoods and colloquialisms. We Muhlenberg Folk, especially those of us from Bremen, are the only true, American-English speakers.
Also, I will not apologize for getting carried away a bit in my reading.
Transcript:
The Testimony of Goodwin, P.A
This is my last day alive. The sickness is tearing through me, wearing my body thin and ruining my resolve. All I can think about is the humor in the situation. I come back to life and here I am, dying all over again. It’s a shame, truly. I was curious to see how long I could live again, but, no sense in crying over…
Oh the hunger! How am I supposed to put this out with the pain burning inside me? The Black Horse of the Apocalypse has unleashed ruin all across the globe, but the famine is not just with crop. The food of my kind is all but depleted, leaving behind a world full of moaning, angry, wretched devils.
To anyone that finds this, know that I am sorry for my actions, both whilst I lived and whilst I re-lived. I squandered my second chance, unable to resist the urges of my new body. I mobbed with the rest of them, biting and gnashing without abandon. I never even considered the victims of my selfishness until, until, quite a bit later, after the supply ran out and I was left with only my clan. (Is that what we are? A clan?)
Of course we tried eating ourselves, but no society functions within the realms of civility by practicing cannibalism. Yes, we are a civil lot, save for when we catch a scent of succulent, juicy… Ha haha ha. Haaaaaaaa…
I leave this to anyone that may find it. Know that none of us, at least not any of the ones I knew, wanted things to end like this. We didn’t realize at the time that we were any different, we were just hungry. In the long hours between meals, we would talk to kill the time. It’s… it’s crazy how similar all of our feelings were. It’s almost like we all shared one mind, but over many different bodies. And we all had the same intent: feed.
It shames me…
I pray that there are survivors out there and that we don’t find you. You can outlast us. We can only go a handful of days before we… stop. Again, I can’t describe this, but… My running mate, Zekial, gave out yesterday. His body just stopped. One minute we’re talking, trying to find sustenance, knowing that we’re both doomed if we don’t, just not knowing when. And then his legs gave out; he couldn’t move. And then he just stopped talking. Mid-sentence. He gasped and his body froze in Death’s tight grip. He’d been six days without a meal. It was his first time dying.
I’m not sure how I came back. I remember dying, certainly. I got hit by a truck. I was working. Walking down the road and then BOOM! That was it. I died instantly. Then there was just black and music. But then, some time later, the darkness burned orange and I came to. I was in a mausoleum, surrounded by monsters. That was my first impression, and I suppose it still is the same. And I was hungry.
I had my first meal that very night. Zekial took pity on me and invited me on a hunting party. We found a family of six, ha, and they had a pet dog, too! I remember throwing up afterwards. My stomach was bloated. But the brains… Oh.
Not long now. I’m too weak to move. The rest of the clan will be dying before long. We’ve all been days without food, and it looks like there’s nothing left. I pray to God that I am wrong, that someone out there lives. This cannot be how humanity ends. It’s… It’s too…
Monday, March 29, 2010
Weekended, a Video Game Aside, and the Winner
Sunday was a blur. Praise band practice at 8:30, Sunday School breakfast at 9:15, special church lunch at 12:00, pastor’s special meeting at 12:40, attempted nap at 1:30, give up on nap at 2:30, PS3 until 3:25, homeless shelter worship service 3:45, choir and music practice at 5:30, church at 6:00, and Easter music practice at 7:00. It was a constant moving, busy day. I had the light off and was in bed before 10:00pm. But even though yesterday was hectic and busy, I smile thinking back on it. We’ve searched for a church to call home for many years now and we’re blessed to be involved at Macedonia. We’ve been here for about eight months and we’ve met a lot of great people. The preaching is solid and foundational. I love my SS class. We just got a new worship minister in January and our church has grown tremendously in worship. All things considered, it’s great, and I’m okay to wear myself thin every once in a while.
I was playing Final Fantasy last week when I suddenly had a burning desire to shoot some undead space zombies. I whipped out Dead Space, one of my favorite games (reviewed initially here), and have been playing it ever since. I miss FF, but I just have a desire to play a FPS for now. And even though I’ve already beat Dead Space before, I still really enjoy the game. The story is still gripping; the gameplay is still fun; the mechanics are still awesome. Also, this is the first time I’ve played it on my own PS3, so I’m getting to unlock all the trophies and stuff for my own system as opposed to William’s.
The autographed book contest ended yesterday. So, to be completely random, I wrote down all the entrants names, cut out little pieces of paper, lay them down and shuffled them around and let them simmer for a while. After an hour or so of basting I then picked up the entries and shuffled them around some more. After a bit of humbleness from one of the entrants, the entries dropped from twelve to ten. Sadly I received no funny email entries. Ultimately, I cast the slips around like casting lots from the Bible, and the last slip to remain in my hands won. That winner is…
Krista, from Life, or Something Like It…, who actually had a 30% chance of winning, and, in this case, the statistics proved true.
So, Krista, if you could email me your mailing address I’ll put the book to post soon. You have 72 hours to respond or there'll be another drawing. To everyone that entered, thank you. You fought hard, but in the end, statistics kicked you upside the head.
I should have a book review up soon. Take care.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
a zombie christmas eve, by logankstewart
sing, burning tree, a sweet and fiery melody
of love and fear.
through colored lights on darkly nights
and hopes of a better year.
cry, spoiled child, a bitter and sorrow filled sob
of not getting your desire.
but look at yon tree, and how bad it can be
to find yourself on fire.
hear, loud room, stuffed with voices grand,
laughing at the table.
for something's not right with the world tonight,
i present a christmas fable.
lock up the door,
seal up the house,
for the world is over tonight.
the zombies are here,
their intention is clear,
for the world is over tonight.
santa is dead,
the reindeer are fed
and christmas is over tonight.
his brains have been eaten
by prancer and comet,
see their dark faces,
see their thick vomit,
and christmas is over tonight.
the elves are to blame
for this turn of events.
humanity ends tonight!
tired of their slavery,
from years working hard,
covertly they worked
and played their trump card.
humanity ends tonight!
spread through the air
with carols and snow,
the world is over tonight.
we'll turn on ourselves
unable to resist
and the world will be over tonight.
when the sun rises tomorrow
and no one wakes up
will the elves realize what they've done?
when all that's left
is a shambling, starving, mob,
will they regret their actions?
and years from now,
when only zombies remain,
will little zombie jimmy
ask for christmas a brain?
mourn, upset reader, for having wasted your time here
on this pathetic work.
if you need a reason to celebrate the season
it's that things could always be worse.
merry happy christmas, folks. brains!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Halloween’s A-Comin’
In the spirit of the season, I shall postpone my review of STAR WARS: Fate of the Jedi: Omen until a later time, which may be tomorrow, or may be never. Now that that’s done, that means I’m starting (finally) on Joe Abercrombie’s The Last Argument of Kings today at lunch. I cannot wait to dive in and see what’s going to happen there and see how The First Law series ends.
Enough of that. Let’s take a look at some Halloween themed stuff.1. Post-Apocalypse survival. Growing up a fan of Scooby-Doo, this picture blows me away. I can imagine the world in which Velma and Scooby find themselves in, but I wonder what sacrifices they were forced to make to survive. “Jinkies,” I can hear Velma say, “this post-apocalyptic vampire and zombie infested wasteland is a tough life, eh, Scoob?” Anyway, I thought the image was pretty cool, and this could be an interesting comic/Adult Swim show idea. This image originates from here, by the way, if you’re interested.
I’m not sure what it is about the post-apocalyptic genre that I love so very much, but I do like it. Whether it’s reading a book or playing a game like Fallout 3, there’s something very attractive in the post-apoc setting.
2. Zombies. I found a very interesting article called “Zombie 101,” written by Matt Zoller Seitz. Basically there is a few paragraphs written about zombies and their cultural significance to us, which is interesting to read. However, at the end of the article, Seitz has created a 12 minute video essay that really drives home the point. The essay pays homage to all sorts of zombie films and I really enjoyed watching it. You can find the article and essay here.
Have you noticed that recently both zombies and vampires have become very, very popular? I’m sure Twilight had something to do with the vampire revival, but I have no clue what started up the zombie revolution. I grew up with zombies, and I can remember my mom waking me up at night when I was a wee lad to watch a movie with her because she was scared to watch it alone. That movie was Night of the Living Dead, the defining zombie movie. (Okay, in the haziness of my mind it may not actually be NotLD, but I’m pretty sure it was one of Romero’s classic B&W zombie movies.)
3. Jack-O’-Lanterns. This year I’ve decided to do some actual pumpkin carving other than a traditional Jack-face. I’ve not chosen exactly what I want to carve yet, but I have narrowed down my options. There are a lot of ideas out there, and some cool stencils, too, if you’re interested in trying it out. If it turns out good, I’ll try to post a picture.
4. Candy. Man oh man oh man do I love candy. Hard candy, like Runts, Gobstoppers, Sprees, Nerds, Sweet Tarts, Bottlecaps, and suckers, are a constant nag to my sweet-desiring mouth. Soft candy, like Chewy Sprees, Skittles, Shock Tarts, and Gummy anythings, are an equal temptation for me to scorn. And then there’s chocolate. There’s just something that’s hard to ignore when you’ve got chocolate, especially dark chocolate, tempting you, calling out to you, begging you to bite into its wonderful bark. And adding peanut butter to the chocolate is often something I cannot refuse. Dang, now I really want some candy. Maybe I can convince my brother-in-law or my cousins to part with some of their loot after the party this weekend.
I hope you all are ready for Halloween. I know I am. Plus, I’m planning on making another cheesecake for the party this weekend. I may try and put a Halloween spin on it, even, if I think I’m up to the challenge.
(NaNoWriMo is approaching quickly, and I, like Dave, am chomping at the bit. Actually, I’ve cheated a bit and wrote a few things down in my planning stage. But I’ve justified myself, telling myself that I have to still write 50,000 words in November. And I’m getting my 360 today…)
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Open Mouthed and Awe Struck
Wow. This is something I’ve honestly never expected to see. Before I go into details, just take a close look at the cover of the new STAR WARS: Death Troopers (by Joe Schreiber) novel that was released today. Can you see the blood and chains? Does the decapitated stormtrooper’s head mean anything to you? Nothing? What if I give you a one word prod in the right direction? Zombie.
Yes, friends, you read that correctly. Zombies. Or at least that’s what the blurb reads like to me. You decide.
When the Imperial prison barge Purge–temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy’s most ruthless killers, rebels, scoundrels, and thieves–breaks down in a distant, uninhabited part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting, derelict, and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the Purge is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back–bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours nearly all aboard the Purge die in ways too hideous to imagine.
And death is only the beginning.
The Purge’s half-dozen survivors–two teenage brothers, a sadistic captain of the guards, a couple of rogue smugglers, and the chief medical officer, the lone woman on board–will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting aboard the Star Destroyer amid its vast creaking emptiness that isn’t really empty at all. For the dead are rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.
Sure sounds like zombies to me. And in the STAR WARS universe, too. The author, Joe Schreiber, is a known horror author and this is his first installment into the STAR WARS universe. In the timeline of things, it takes place just before A New Hope, and it is canon.
The review I read indicated that the novel is indeed creepy and spooky at times, and that the story is bleak and hopeless. While this is typical with the zombie genre, it’s (potentially) exciting to see how it fits into the STAR WARS universe. And, since it’s close to Halloween, I could easily fit it into some holiday-themed reading.
I’ll definitely be adding this to my reading pile.
An after-thought: It’s coincidental that two days ago I posted a review for Zombieland and yesterday I posted a review for the last STAR WARS novel I read, and then today I have a post that combines both zombies and STAR WARS. It’s odd that I’ve never heard of this novel until today, too. Tomorrow will continue along with Writing Wednesdays and the story of Hank Tasla.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Zombieland
Piggybacking off of yesterday’s post, there’s something fascinating about a zombie. The flesh-eating, unstoppable undead provide a medium to laugh at, pity, and fear. When I became aware of the Zombieland movie, it was one that I knew I’d have to see.
The film is typical of any other zombie film: plague turns people into zombies and leave only a small remnant of survivors, all trying to cope with the affects of Zombie Apocalypse. The characters—the college loner Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), the Twinkie seeking zombie slayer Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), and the Pacific Playland Bound Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin)—are all fun to watch interact with each other, and their onscreen chemistry is easily noticeable.
Much of the movie is simple and straightforward. It is narrated by Columbus, who has a set of rules he’s gone by to stay alive. When Columbus meets Tallahassee, the real sparks begin to fly, and Harrelson steals nearly every scene. I found myself rolling many times at some of the jokes that were said.
While Zombieland deals with scary elements, the film is mostly light-hearted and funny. However, there were a few times when I jumped from suspense, which made the film even more enjoyable. The characters’ backgrounds are revealed through dialogue and flashbacks, and these are really the parts of the film that are sobering. By adding in a taste of humanity, the film invokes pity and sorrow for the characters, which can work as a good or bad thing for the movie.
This is not a film I would recommend for children, nor for people that want to avoid swearing and gore. (In yesterday’s post I mentioned how I don’t like gore, but for some reason zombie gore doesn’t seem to bother me one bit.) Zombie blood and zombie sick was a-plenty, and if you like the thrill of hewing down a zombie, you’ll like this movie.
Overall, the movie was really fun to watch and experience. A famous celebrity made a cameo that was hysterical, and most of the banter between characters was hilarious. If you’re looking for a stiff-hearted, post-apocalyptic zombie film, filled with intense and scary moments, then this is not the movie for you. If, on the other hand, you’d rather laugh with (and at) the undead, then I heartily recommend it. Like the words of Columbus’ Rule #32: “Enjoy the little things,” and enjoy the movie.

